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Aneska (128955) | "doing the nasty!" |
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| Rank | 26 | VIP/VIP+ Days | 0 / 0 | Game Age | 5,746 | Sex | Female | Karma+/Verve+ | 0 / 0 | Game Location | Dead City | Home Location | Romania | Collectibles | 0 (+0%) See All | Reputation | 1 | Missions R/P/S | 0/0/0 |
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Status | Alive | Battle Record | 2,861/23,087/109 | Win % | 12% | Alignment | -467 | Last Killed | Lm`adine Pyy T ... | Last Killed By | Sunshine Birch | Wins/Blood Today | 0/0 | Avg. Blood | Slacking | Power | 2,570 | WP Spent | 0 | |
Coven | Buds | Coven Title (Rank) | Aneska (26) | Coven Virtue | N/A | Donated | $0 | Coven Exp/Conflict | View Stats 927+ |
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ACCOMPLISHMENT MEDALS | Not VIP | N/A | Rank 25+ | 1k+ Wins | 2.5k+ Power |
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MARRIAGE, RP, FAMILY & HOUSES | Married to lorddread (135149) for 5598 days
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PROFILE |
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Get your own Chat Box! Go Large!
tHe
bLiNd baTs AnD tHE eLePhaNt |
Once upon a time, there were seven blind bats. Or 13... I forget.
Anyway, they were a bit hungry for fresh blood, because they were
Vampire Blind Bats, so they looked around for something to bite,
Except they couldn`t look around, as they were blind, which you
should have realized already.
But their unerringly keen senses of smell led them to a plump,
juicy, blood-filled elephant - which in this story stands for all of
reality. Got it?
The Gangrel bat bumped into the tail and said, Aha! This elephant is
a really twitching animal! That is what I shall become.
The Brujah broke his fangs trying to bite the hoof and said, Aha!
The elephant is like a hard, stony, insensate pestle that crushes
all beneath it with pitiless abandon! That is what I shall
become!
The Nosferatu flew into the elephant`s butt and said, Aha! The
elephant is a really wrinkled, stinky, puckeres, desiccated mass
that lives in a dank cave! That is what I shall become!
The Tremere bit the head and said, Aha! The elephant is really a
puny little brain struggling to control a vast and powerful body!
That is what I shall become!
The Ventrue felt the legs, and said Aha! The elephant is really a
powerful, upstanding pillar that can bear all weight with strength,
but with very little suppleness or resilience! That is what I shall
become!
The Toreador felt the trunk and mouth and said, Aha! The elephant is
really a great, firm shaft or a warm, moist hole! That is what I
shall become!
And the Malkavian bat, blinder than all the rest, swooped down and
managed to miss the entire elephant. Aha! said the benighted
Malkavian, as it flapped past. The others are making a huge fuss
over an elephant that is really a big lot of nothing! Well, that is
what I shall become!
And so, I say unto you, flap on!
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COMMENTS |
Nathaniel~Winters (309874)
| 2014-04-24 06:19:54
[3] [cry] [dance] [hug] [kiss] | Sir Dread (158051)
| 2011-01-27 21:51:05
just wanted to say hy how are you | Jacqueline Maeve Enigma (154144)
| 2011-01-19 18:20:34
Ooooo is Nesquick back? | lorddread (135149)
| 2010-12-24 04:47:21
miss you love | Night (163152)
| 2010-12-22 05:18:29
Sure does. Everything is going good. It's Christmas break and there's no school. Hows everything on your end? | Night (163152)
| 2010-11-28 02:07:46
Kill Vuk everytime you get a chance. He just decided it would be nice to see if he can kill me every hour
Hope everything is going well Neska Fresh. No more pictures please | Quarter Pints (160367)
| 2010-11-25 02:16:57
i'll try to recruite | Quarter Pints (160367)
| 2010-11-19 06:27:45
well ....ok! .....looks like i'm all alone | Quarter Pints (160367)
| 2010-11-03 09:41:41
hey girlie....if you own nocturnal nemesis can i get a rank up or something...i'm like the last one left | Night (163152)
| 2010-08-07 23:59:48
Ha, you didn't have to tell me that, I already knew. Everything is A ok. Have fun with your pics | Night (163152)
| 2010-08-06 12:13:47
Hope everything is going good Neska Fresh | (400573)
| 2010-07-24 16:26:42
i bet there would be! it seems like an amazing place! | lorddread (135149)
| 2010-07-17 02:03:27
it's our first year anniversary today! LOVE YOU! | Bux (8544)
| 2010-07-16 22:03:13
woooooooot! | Bux (8544)
| 2010-07-16 22:00:29
Welcome to Buds Aneska | lorddread (135149)
| 2010-06-08 02:37:08
I need to sex my wife. | Selene (205983)
| 2010-05-23 22:27:29
i hear nothing from you.................its upsets me....................;-( | Jacqueline Maeve Enigma (154144)
| 2010-05-23 03:00:35
NESQUICK! | Night (163152)
| 2010-05-22 02:33:36
Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah! | Wilder (151363)
| 2010-05-02 04:43:24
WOW, I never thought I would pass your rank. You are a goddess in my eyes, but still you probably stronger them me. |
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