RAD. STARBOOM

Hello. My name is Rad. The Rad Starboom. News Cameraman for THE White House. As you can see i have a taste for the good life. I enjoy fine wine, fine foods, and the chute that leads to my bedroom. Oh yes come in. Have an olive and a sandwich of Jagged metal. Ha.Ha.Ha Dont be silly you are the Protagonist, you only die in like 10 percent of horrific occasions, there is nothing to be worried about! And of course, this is my, Rad Starbooms mantra for life...Life..Look at my face.. flesh fl- oh god Greg cut that last bit out i dont know i just thought of... that man again... all those.. babies.. Yes okay ill give you the triple payrise and the hippo with peirced ears.. I dont even know where to get one like that Greg you are a dickface.

I would love to put more explosions in here, sadly the most extreme ones that captured my raw essence were 9999x9999 making your computer jealous, lag in protest and possibly bluescreen if it is one of those passionate types due to my suave style of breaking time and space, all with a wink and a smile.

I once stopped a galaxy from committing suicide. All it needed was someone to talk to. Stealing a robot from the highest government operation agenda, defeating invading forces with my robot fists and meteorites, while upgrading my engines till i was just a beam of light, that was the easy part.. A galaxy has alot on its mind, if you had to go to the toilet and spray nuclear fission and impending doom all over the races that occupy you, youd be rather embarrassed too!

I have a rocket horse called the HURR-90 which has four warp engines for legs. I ride it to the next scoop while my friends get the most extreme seat. They hold onto the tail, screaming for their lives as i giggle and cover my mouth with my 15 platinum ringed fingers.
I adore cats aswell! Especially the hairless kinds of cats. They just dont give a shit. They dont care how retarded they appear to others, they just carry on being awesome creatures. Most people dont think i am a cat person but I myself enjoy the company of cthulus children....ftagn..
Oh god they are in my mind... my mind is turning in on itself..

Modular forms and oliptic curves.. INFINITE FIRE REVOLVING AROUND INFINITE PARRALLELS! FRACTALS OF INFINITE REALITY! EACH CASCADING, GLIDING IN AN INFINITE WHEEL! TELL ME THE TRUE NATURE OF MY REALITY!!! DO IT I WONT CEASE SHOOTING THIS GUN OH CHRIST THIS IS AMAZING I WISH YOU COULD SEE THIS, I SEE IT EVERY DAY BUT I WISH YOU COULD. OH GOD WE ARE FLYING. FLYING ACROSS TIME! TIME!
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Christ i need to stop drinking Berlins black sludge she forgot about which she left under the couch when i needed a light snack.. Where was i? Talking about my balls?
I am The Rad Starboom, i am already your best friend, your wife and quite possibly your musical instrument if you play me right and it, Is a pleasure to meet you. Have another olive while i am propelled several million light years by constant explosions involved in my life. Oh god please help me this is a curse.