A Nomad in search for the perfect burger.
Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.
People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch ups and I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 am.
I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.
The best of me is yet to come!

Can bob the builder fix my bad attitude? Probably not!
There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them.
I`m a professional procrastinator.
A Caffeine dependent life-form.
A woman of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by her mystery.
I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your late thirties.
I’m not smart. I just wear glasses

I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
Life is dumb and I want to sleep.
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You can follow me if you feel like it.Knowledge is knowing what to say.Wisdom is knowing whether to say it or not.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
I’m not special, I’m just limited edition.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

“Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”

“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…”