Lydea Mey (292043)
 | 2025-01-03 12:31:07
The post office said they sent you a text message, alerting you of a failed delivery and to respond back with your bank account number to have it resent. [hm]
Naturally I was skeptical, especially considering I work for the First National Bank of Cheesecakes and am fully aware of all the fraudulent deliveries that have been happening lately.
Secondly, I tried to reason with the post officer that pandas don't have bank accounts, but he insisted that all mythical creatures should be putting money away for retirement. :s Which seemed rather odd, considering mythical should translate to "immortal". With that said, would an immortal creature prepare for retirement? And furthermore, what would the proper age of retirement be when you live forever?
Anyway, at the First National Bank of Cheesecakes, we only have select few products left in stock, which may include less desirable flavors. I will be sure to send a new one along, post haste! ....and as always, thank you for your patronage! Have a very Happy New Year to come, my friend! (bluerose) |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2024-04-02 01:25:16
[c=#686868]"[i]Even if someone might have stopped your cheesecakes delivery onna road and used some phrases like 'Stand and deliver or yous gunna gets it. Hands over 'em cheesescakes' yous has no evidence it was poor ole me.[/i]"[/]
Panda dear.. First, have you been listening to Metallica recently? [i]*shakes off the question*[/i] Nevermind. Did you know that police officers are now equipped with body-cams? This is, as we all know, for their safety. With that said, picture this.. it was Sicily, 1912, when the Great Cheesecake Heist took place. The only thing they found was a single black and white piece of fur. Naturally it was preserved in hopes that one day, they might be able to discover a proper clue. Well, in 1912, there was no such thing as DNA testing and forensics, so it was simply a future idea. You'll be pleased to know, all Cheesecake Delivery Specialists are now put through a rigorous testing course before they are appointed their own trucks and dangerous routes. The end "boss", as the kids say now a days is, as you might've guessed it, a hungry Panda! (they are bred especially for this reason. The Panda's, not the delivery drivers)
Anyway, the point is, our CDS's are equipped with body-cams. I have a sneaky suspicion that, if given the footage (that is stored in a very large, well guarded database facility), I might find out -exactly- who had ambushed that poor unprepared CDS and know the guilty culprit! ....do you want to rethink your plea? |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2024-04-01 18:53:43
You have given Reokan a rating of 10. (bluerose) |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2024-02-02 17:16:25
You? Innocent? :o Who has been filling your furball head with lies?!! :s I shall have to right this injustice! [i]*shakes fist*[/i] |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2023-12-22 14:10:41
[c=#3579dc]“Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.”[/]
[c=#555555][i]― Kung Fu Panda [/i][/] |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2023-08-02 17:07:28
[i]You have given Reokan a rating of Cheesecake.[/i] (AAR) |
Little teeth (574637)
 | 2023-06-13 17:31:23
I miss you my love. X |
Sunshine Birch (353331)
 | 2023-05-18 06:02:02
Good to see our irreverent Panda logging in to the Dead City! I hope you have been well Reo! [3] |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2023-03-15 22:57:48
Hmmmmmm... I can see how you might argue the situation, even with semi valid points, however you see.. the cameras that caught you on tape might tell of a slightly different story. Like how an unnamed Panda might have pounced on the poor defenseless cheesecake as it awaited a bus ride to Dairy Church where it often confessed it's sin of being every so sweet. And someone CLOSELY resembling you, in a not-so-creative mask snuck right up behind it and ate that innocent little cheesecake in one big, hungry gulp!
[hm] Do you have any idea who that mighta been? |
Raina Marie Adaleiz (605849)
 | 2022-12-02 18:23:18
Hiya! If I happen to see him I will happily throw a sandbag right at your head. No need for thanks I aim to please.
I am good, just blessing the world with my presence until, well, I don't. |
Raina Marie Adaleiz (605849)
| 2022-11-05 19:59:30
*pokes her head in and looks around the page a bit* Hope you are doing well old friend. [3] |
Charlotte Lolita (45459)
 | 2022-09-24 23:10:44
poke poke poke |
Charlotte Lolita (45459)
| 2022-08-21 00:27:18
Poke* |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2022-04-18 21:20:28
[i]You tore out Reokan's heart[/i] [hm] Ooooh.. ingredients! |
Sunshine Birch (353331)
| 2022-02-28 08:26:02
You have given Reokan a rating of 10. qq [clap] [cheers] |
Sinene Dietrich~Angelino (491602)
 | 2022-02-20 09:25:31
I will absolutely drop a few lines periodically [hug] |
Sinene Dietrich~Angelino (491602)
| 2022-02-20 09:14:47
It has been far to long. I'm back for good now though. Things were pretty rough for awhile but getting much better now qq I hope you are well!! I miss talking to you!! |
Sinene Dietrich~Angelino (491602)
| 2022-02-19 08:22:55
You have given Reokan a rating of 10. [hug] |
Little teeth (574637)
| 2021-12-09 14:23:28
I have loved your hairy arse since day one and will do until my last. Even though you have no idea what is good for you! |
Lydea Mey (292043)
| 2021-07-15 21:05:36
[i]*pounces el Pando with huggles and furry face slobberings*[/i] Thank you, my furball friend. (blueheart) I've not sent you your quarterly Cheesecake. What kind do you want today? [hm] Nevermind, I shall decide for you.. [i]*wanders off to pick wild berries and gather mud*[/i] |
