nae king, nae quin, nae laird, nae master, I willnae be tied doon.

melek fae (574637) has sent you A Kilt and sword. No proper Panda should go without a Kilt, he`d be naked.

For my sweet Angel....you are wonderful just the way you are, NEVER let anyone say anything else.

"Come little children the time`s come to play here in my garden of Shadows."

"The odds are good, but the goods are odd"

I am not a hard person to approach, I just have some rules that apply in encounters with me. If you have hard time combining anarchist and rules in same sentence, I suggest you just move along.

I am not the kind of people who makes friends easily. My friendship will be bit harder to gain than with `Hi, do you wanna become my friend?". It may last longer though than you`re willing to understand. If that is a problem to you, move along.

I am not going to explain my actions to anyone, if I`ve done something there is a reason that makes sense to me, and that`s all that matters. If that isn`t allowable by your rule...yes you got it.. move along.

If you`re still here, I have few more things for you. If you`re proposing me for marriage, don`t. You are not the one to catch me, I know you aren`t and that should be only thing that matters. For those more stubborn, I have a blog about this, go read it. If you`re selling your coven to me, read the blog. If you`re just looking for new friend, read my blogs. They are there to let you know about my views on issues, and draw very broad rules of engagement.

If you are trying to get me to join your coven...have I got a thing for you...I am willing to make your life easier, just read this through. If you`re going to approach me with a letter which goes along the lines
`Hi, I am [insert-nick-here] from [insert-coven-here]. I see that you are without coven and would want to offer you the chance to join [insert-coven-here]. We offer [insert-stat-boosts-here] and [insert-equipment-boosts-here].`

My answer to you is:
`Dear [insert-vampire-nick-here]. I am glad you pointed out the fact that I am not in any coven, I hadn`t noticed it myself. I am honoured by your interest in my humble person, I had no idea I could be considered worth of [insert-coven-here]`s attention. For now I can only say, that if you are left to read this in my profile do not feel discouraged, it is just that I am b!tchy old b@stard who goes on egotrips by completely ignoring hard working honest recruiters. Feel free to ask someone else to join, I am sure they are much less anal retentive about how they are recruited. Go holding your head high, you`re not the only one I have ignored...`

If you feel like starting `Hi I am [insert-nick-here] and you are one of the people I was told to approach...` Don`t. Just don`t. If you don`t understand why, go and ask from someone adult what are the odds of such approach being succesful with any grown up. They will probably be able to tell you why too. If not, then find an adult. No hard feelings though, I am sure you are doing the best work you can and one day you too will learn a valuable lesson of respect and how it isn`t shown.

Let`s face it, I am old and I require more personal touch than what you get from copying your coven`s generic recruiting message. I am not saying I won`t join your coven, I am saying that if you right now feel like I`ve left you here looking at this text without any answer to your recruiting message, you didn`t do it right. If that makes you feel pissed or annoyed...yes, you know the drill...move along.

If you are one of those bright thinkers, who think that attacking me, posting results to my profile comments and or BL them to me...I am sure it felt like a good idea, just wait until you grow yourself a braincell and think about this: I am killed within 2 minutes anytime I am revived, not counting the 15 minutes immunity after being attacked. Do you really feel so special that I will notice it was you who killed me? Do you really believe I give a damn when I am killed by someone? I can tell you that you gain 3 things from that approach: blood, satisfaction of killing me (hands on the table where we can see them) and a spot on my blocklist. Have a happy life.